NES FOOD

RAMPAGE

Chicken

JL: Now let me be the first to say I'm a big chicken fan. At my job we do catering for birthdays and when I have ONO HAWAIIAN BBQ I usually am taking the tray away. I miss those trays of chicken because it seems every birthday that happens now is always on my day off. Anyway this small amount of chicken would not be satisfactory for me nor a giant lizard or ape monster. I give it a B for taste and a D- for portion.

HOMEBOY ALFREDO: I too am a fan of ONO, but I also like chicken. Whats wrong with the chicken? It's not like it gives you full health so the game recognizes it's a small portion.

Mellow Yellow

JL: What's Mellow Yellow? I've never heard of it, but this looks more to me like a club soda or something in the Schweppes family. I give it a C because I'm fair and decent.

HOMEBOY ALFREDO: What? You've never had Mellow Yellow? Never been to the south? I thought I knew you JL. My cousins would drink this all the time. I'm a big fan, but can't find it anywhere here in Long Beach.